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This week in Springfield, Oregon, when a woman is found in the woods, police wonder who could have done it?

A cult? The Green River Killer? Idiot teenagers? Welcome to Small Town Murder.

Hello everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder. Yay!

Yay indeed, Jimmy. Yay indeed. My name is James Petrogallo, here with my co-host.

I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you folks so much for joining us this week. We are excited once again for Murder, which sounds weird, but...

We'll explain it. It's gonna be good stuff. Trust me, trust me. First of all, thank you to everybody for your reviews this week. Apple Podcast, the Purple icon. We're not... We're not sure why. No. It brings you up the charts. We don't know why, but it helps out a lot on the business end, so if you could, if you haven't done it yet, give us five stars. Doesn't matter what you say.

Your words can't fix us, so nice things are nice, but it's not for our ego. It's just for business purposes. Say these guys are forcing me to do this. It doesn't matter what you say. So thank you everyone who's done it.

Also, go to Shutup and give me Murder.com. My goodness for all of your small town murder needs. And, well, also, your crime and sports needs. If you have not listened to crime and sports, you were missing out. Listen to crime and sports. There's plenty there that has nothing to do with sports. If you're not a sports fan, it's just a way to disguise making fun of a sport.

They have those the idiots we've chosen because we feel like they have a particular, they hold a particular place in society and watching them fall from grace can be a good time.

So, yeah, watch that. And, or, listen to that. Check that out. If you haven't yet, I'll get all your merchandise. I'd say get your tickets to live shows, but it looks like we're sold out through the rest of 2019. I think there's like five tickets left in Houston.

And I mean five literally literally count to five. That's it. That's it. Everywhere else is sold out. Chicago sold out in December now. So we're all done on that. There is tickets to April 8th in Nashville, Tennessee crime and sports live. There's a few tickets left for that. The small town murder the night before sold out.

But come see that. Check those out. We're going to announce a new slew of tour dates very soon. So thank you for that. And also I also write from shot up and give me murder.com. You can get to patreon.com. If you want to be one of our heroes, one of our producers who we're going to gush about and just glowing terms at the end of the show.

You can be one of these people. And by the way, new patreon episode tomorrow, everyone above the $5 level we put out like a bonus episode every, it's usually every like four weeks on there. But we're going to do one little early. And it's a crazy one. Another organ case that we're like we're going to do today. So yeah, check that out.

Let me reiterate the thank you for buying all those tickets. You guys thank you guys so well so fast. And the shows have been goddamn dynamite. You guys are awesome. You guys make those shows really fucking amazing.

Yeah, so put together all the work he wants and and and not sleep for days on end. But if you guys aren't there, it it's all for not. It is. You guys have been fantastic. So thank you.

We appreciate it so much. And like we said, patreon here is patreon.com slash crime and sports or head over to PayPal. You can use our email address, which is crime and sports at gmail.com. You can get to both those places where over a shot of.

Give me murder. That's right. And nice try to make a job. I almost get a lot of drugs. We have to do the disclaimer quickly. This is a comedy show. There's a comedy podcast. All the facts are real. Everything is real.

But we're going to take a comedic approach to it. That's how we do it. If you've never listened to the show before, the way we look at this. Okay. The murder isn't the important part. No, okay. It's not. The murder kind of is it's kind of a Trojan horse for comedy.

That's what we're doing here. The Trojan horse for comedy. We're going to sneak it in there. And you're like, ah, murder. I'm interested. Hey, this is funny. And then that's what we're doing here.

Oh, there's dick jokes. There we go. Well, that's more than dick jokes. Well, yes, that's what I'm saying. You took what I was trying to say. And you made it much worse. But thank you. So what I'm trying to say is we do make jokes. We go out of our way, though, to try not to make fun of the victims or the victims families because we're assholes.

What? We're not scumbags. That's how that works like that. So if that sounds good to you, we're going to have a good time. If you don't think true crime and comedy should ever go together, you probably shouldn't listen to the show because we're going to have we're going to be respectful.

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