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L.S. and John's Isolation Tapes on BBC Radio 5 Live

Hello everyone and welcome to the Isolation Tapes. I'm going to be very echoey aren't I Dave?

It's a little echoey but as Alice pointed out minutes ago, nobody cares.

So is it better if I get closer to the mic?

Get a little closer let's see what happens. I mean you already look very suggestive in the manner that you're broadcasting from to the age on.

You're, I tell you what you're doing. You're doing that pause that used to see on the TV channel Men and Mortars about 20 years ago where scantily clad women would lie on the bonnets of fast cars.

Well, Alice, what a tall tree mind you have. Well, I mean that's the pose, John. It's a classic Men and Mortars pose.

Just to bring listeners into the theatre of the mind, I am at my girlfriends and...

Yeah, you're still doing it, John. I mean when you run your fingers, we hate it.

And her house is not, should we say not set up as a digital content hub, more as an incredibly aesthetically pleasing display of paraphernalia.

But can I just shock you both?

Yeah, you haven't got any trousers on.

No, so there's been an awful lot of chat. I don't know how much has made it onto the Isolation Tokes about our various internet connectivity.

After a lot of money was spent by Dave and Ellis, an awful lot of boasting by Dave about the difference that his £250,000 mesh upgrade made.

And as listeners will know, I'm to date the only person out of the three of us who hasn't had any internet connectivity problems.

I'm just going to show you, I did a speed test on my girlfriend's internet to see how fast it is and I'm going to post a screen grab of it into the group.

So that's now on our WhatsApp group.

So look, whoa.

Yeah.

Well, that's what I'm getting, John.

Wow.

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