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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

140 - Leading With Whimsy

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Comedy

5.03.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

This week at Camp Shady Birch, we’re taking a wild ride... LITERALLY. Counselor Z discovers a log flume for sale on Facebook Marketplace, and baby that’s just the beginning. Not to be dramatic but we suffered the ultimate bait-and-switch from an oil painting seller who yanked the art right out of our hands. We are thrashing out and lashing out in this episode, yall. And little miss U-Haul? She's in the trash. Bill Nye however... is not ;) Let's get WHIMSICAL! (sung to the tune of Physical by Olivia Newton John).

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Works Cited:

➜ Jessica Dupnack. “Detroit Woman Booted from Zoom Court Hearing after Making PB&J during Call.” FOX 2 Detroit, 10 June 2025.

➜ Allison Blair. “Woman Adopts Grandfather’s Cat After He Passes and the Most Magical Surprise Ensues.” Parade Pets, 31 Mar. 2025.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?

0:03.0

No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.

0:06.0

Oh, same thing.

0:08.0

Listen up, campers.

0:09.0

It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.

0:11.0

Because camp counselors is a variety show.

0:13.0

So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,

0:17.0

hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire.

0:20.0

So spooky.

0:21.7

Is this podcast even about camping?

0:23.4

No, but it is camp.

0:25.7

This is camp counselors.

0:30.7

Hey, happy campers.

0:32.8

Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.

0:35.1

That's Karen Kilgareff.

0:36.7

And that's Georgia Hard Star.

0:38.2

Oh, what another beautiful day here at camp. The birds are doing their taxes. My hair is greasy.

0:47.7

Jonathan told me not to wash it last night because I shouldn't be shampooing my hair every day.

0:51.5

And I listen to him. And I'm not trying to throw you under the bus right now, but I don't think it looks good for me.

0:57.2

Well, I think it's still a little wet. We just have to let it dry for a bit. But I'm telling you, I don't think you're I do shampoo my hair every day, but I just like know what works

1:10.8

for my body. And one thing about me, I am so intuitive. And like, I know myself and I know my scalp

1:16.7

doesn't like this. And I know I look bad. And you guys know I'm going through a hair journey right now.

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