14, The Nose Job Episode

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service.
0:04.8	Valentine's Day is a bit like switching bank accounts.
0:07.9	You don't want any unwanted surprises.
0:10.5	That's why the current account switch service guarantees against any shocks, stresses,
0:15.8	and that card was meant for my girlfriend, not my mum, moments.
0:20.1	Find out more at currentaccountswitch.com.uk.
0:25.0	Lifeline is an advice show for entertainment purposes only.
0:28.3	If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional.
0:36.2	Hello.
0:36.8	Hello. Hello. Hello.
0:38.3	Hello.
0:39.3	Hello.
0:40.3	No.
0:41.3	The thing is, how do you feel? How do I feel? Yeah. I think the question is, how do you feel?
0:55.0	No.
0:55.5	The thing is, how do you feel about now?
0:58.2	All eyes are on you, dude, because they can't see my face.
1:01.4	Bro, I'm the shit like this.
1:03.1	I feel mysterious and, like, at an arm's length, which is very cool.
1:06.8	I may sound a little different to the people who just listen to this podcast.
1:09.8	It's because why?
1:11.9	I got a nose job.
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