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Be There in Five

14: Royal Wedding Minisode: A Poem for Meghan Markle

Be There in Five

Kate Kennedy

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4.87.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2018

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

Music

0:16.0

Hi everyone, welcome to the Be There And Five Podcast mini-sode Royal Wedding Edition.

0:22.2

I wanted to play the intro of the Kelly Clarkson song Breakaway because every week without a doubt on cable,

0:29.0

the Princess Diaries 2 comes on, which I would argue was one of the better sequels in the history of time.

0:33.7

And in the Princess Diaries 2, me a thermopolis of Genovia, a true princess of the people,

0:40.6

gets out of her motorcade or whatever in her parade to go to talk to an orphan who was a young Abigail Brezlin,

0:46.9

who was sucking her thumb and talking in a really fake Italian accent, but I should not judge the work of a six-year-old actress,

0:53.7

and asks the boys what if they are messing with this young girl and they were pulling on her braid.

0:59.9

So in response, Mia buys out all of the crowns from the local street vendors and allows the orphans to walk in the parade with her,

1:06.9

and the song Breakaway comes on. And for some reason, without fail, this scene makes me cry. It is moving, it is touching.

1:14.3

And even though I know that this was the sequel and not right when Anne Hathaway or Mia was polished and ready to be a princess,

1:22.1

these movies still remind me sometimes at all that standing between me and being the leader of Genovia is an eyebrow wax,

1:29.8

straining my hair and getting contacts instead of glasses, much like Rachel Lee Cook and she's all that.

1:34.6

And given that I just watched the horribly inaccurate hallmark movie about Harry and Meghan,

1:40.0

there was one scene that I found was touching and reminded me of Mia thermopolis.

1:44.7

And you know, Meghan Markle is also from California just like Mia and she is becoming a princess as a commoner and as an American.

1:50.8

And drawing these parallels and watching this lifetime movie, I was moved by this one scene where Meghan up in quits suits immediately.

1:58.6

After her coworker and forms her that little girls everywhere will look up to her because finally they can have an idol that looks like they do.

2:07.6

And I just, I love this idea. I think it's deeply moving.

2:10.8

And I want us to channel this while we finish out the strong booming coral ending of Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway.

2:16.7

And then I will get into my poem.

2:20.8

I'm doing it all over the world and talk.

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