Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million oh my

what happy Christmas why do now you have the best Christmas ever this Christmas it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app. Hello and this week please do not be too depressed. I know it's

International Week but there's reason to smile because I'm joined in the

studio by Tony Cascarino and Julian Lawrence and in addition from his secret location in

beautiful Rippenden it's Ollie Kaye also this week we'll be talking to a

new chap who's come on board at the times Paul Joyce.

He wrote an excellent piece in the game about Jose Baxter.

Do anybody remember him?

I do.

Okay, three out of four.

Four to four, 100% of us do.

Youngest ever, everything, yes.

And we'll also be featuring the second part of our debate with Damien Collins and Martin Ziegler too.

But first, there's only one place to start, Wembley.

All the England play Scotland.

It's okay, so in the run up to the game,

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