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The Josh Potter Show

139 - Two’s Better Than Zero - The Josh Potter Show

The Josh Potter Show

Josh Potter

Comedy, Sports, Stand-up

53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

The studio gets a (temporary!) mascot while Josh tries to figure out how to date roommates on an infested episode of The Josh Potter Show.

PLUS!

  • Plenty of Roaches

  • Black Clock

  • Charles Barkley Sits on the Monster

  • Hot Mic Umpire

  • Robbery “Prank"

  • Eye on Roger Waters

  • Fully Clothed ID Photo

  • Arby’s Death UPDATE

  • Packaged Deal Ladies

  • Jail Hot Pocket

  • TikTok Kia Challenge

This week's music is “Unsafe Tow” by Christopher Smith

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Moi kostet Micra

0:30.0

Oh boy how are we? It's another episode of the Josh Potter show. Thank you for joining us on this Wednesday and

0:42.0

I got to thank Christopher Smith sending this instrumental in a different vibe than we're used to with the Griff Parker stuff, but that's what we like. We want so many different vibes. Send in your music.

0:53.0

Josh Potter show at gmail.com and Christopher Smith actually also sent in a story that we will cover in the news doing double duty this week and on a holiday weekend no less.

1:07.0

Please to be subscribing and liking and rating and reviewing wherever you happen to listen or watch this program. Make sure that you're doing all of those types of things because they go quite a long way and they don't take you very much time at all.

1:22.0

This week by the way Thursday tomorrow I will be in Pekipsi New York. Yes tomorrow if you're watching this on the day of the debut June 1st Pekipsi New York Laffittab Comedy Club and then the subsequent days June 2nd and 3rd I will be in Saratoga Springs New York at the Comedy Works.

1:41.0

Please get tickets and come on out if you weren't already planning on it other than that Patreon.com slash the Josh Potter show five bucks a month get on that just in our first zoom hang.

1:57.0

You know trying to figure out more fun stuff to do on the patreon will get get it going though pretty good soon here.

2:04.0

Gonna bring twitch back as well getting the itch the twitch itch if you will so that we're working on as well I'm learning this thing called stream yard it's hard I'm not good at technology so I'm trying to learn things nevertheless we're here it's a we're taping this on memorial day we gotta say you know.

2:26.0

Respects for the fallen troops but I want to give respects to my troops here.

2:31.0

Kirsten Rob Alex coming in on Memorial Day I didn't know it was Memorial Day till like Saturday so I'm appreciative of you guys coming in I don't know if you had picnics or something people are commenting on my attire lately they're saying well at summertime why is Josh wearing beanies and hoodies well it's like 58 degrees here in LA and cloudy so you know happy Memorial Day I can't think of a Memorial Day that's why I'm not in the I'm not in the zone yet.

2:55.0

You know for picnics and whatnot you guys miss out on a picnic I'm sorry I buy a hot dog from seven know we have no family or friends exactly you're our family and friends.

3:05.0

Same where it folks this is Memorial Day picnic right here but I get like FOMO around these holidays I do because I miss going to like barbecues and I see the ones that are happening around here in LA and I'm not having FOMO about missing out on those necessarily I'm not going up to a.

3:23.0

I want to end of the street well not like that you're talking at the other end of the spectrum then I was talking I was talking about like pretty people and bathing suit I'm like I'm not going to a roof top on a hotel to celebrate Memorial Day looking like I look no sir they'll turn me right around at the door I went to like we thought when we got the hotel in Madrid that it was a hotel pool so we're like oh cool a hotel with a pool.

3:52.0

That will be fun and so we ask the front desk where the pool is for the hotel and they say oh it's two blocks and they told us this thing it was like crazy distance in a different building entirely turns out they just gave you with your room access to like the club

4:10.0

or whatever it is like a health club and then you got to use the pool there but they had like lines in the pool where people are like doing laps it wasn't exactly one where I could have a frosty drink and just sit there so when I got into the hot tub thinking that was the way to go a man came up to me and said sir you can't be in the hot tub and I was like why and he goes because you need to wear a hair net and they don't make like full body hair nets.

4:38.0

He basically was telling me I was too hairy to be in the in Europe you were hair shamed I was hair shamed I was told I couldn't be in the hot tub because I have too much hair on my body.

4:49.0

I've never heard of that I've seen many a hotel hot tub with this is not a hotel though that's the thing it was like a it was like a health club it was like a special you have access it's like where people were doing like

5:00.1

cabits or whatever the hell those are called I don't know if I just said a racial slur. I don't know what a

5:07.3

cabit says I thought they were related to spas they very well might not be are you confusing shfits maybe in a cabits.

5:15.1

Don't know I mean maybe I don't know either of those are it's say both sounds slurry a cabits is like a Jewish like it's like a neighborhood where it's like a one community.

5:26.1

Oh yeah no I know that's not what I was talking about so a shfits shfits is where you just go sweat in the sauna for a while.

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