139: The Kids Are Going Back To School and We're Going to Brunch!

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Break out the overrated mimosas, because the kids are FINALLY going back to in-person classes! Dustin and Mel are feelin' good in the Frontseat as they talk about Mel's unbridled HATRED for librarians, her absolute OBSESSION with middle school ASB and her celebratory brunch plans that almost got out of hand.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back there. We are a funny
0:07.2	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson of a stand-up
0:09.7	comedian to the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me on the due east wall of our
0:14.8	girlfriend and girlfriends. Hmm, Scratchy on our girls, our daughters bedroom slash our recording studio is my lovely wife, the only girlfriend I've ever had.
0:27.0	That's not true, but the only girlfriend I've had in any really significant amount of time is in the last two decades.
0:34.7	She told me today I was not the boyfriend that taught her how to drive a stick shift
0:39.2	but I am one of her few boyfriends as well and more importantly I'm her lovely husband.
0:45.2	This is Melissa Nickerson.
0:46.4	That was a big roundabout intro, but we got here.
0:51.6	This is a Monday afternoon.
0:55.0	I just got back from doing shows with Taylor Tomlinson in Cincinnati,
0:59.2	technically Liberty.
1:01.0	Liberty is every generic strip mall town you've ever seen.
1:05.0	You know if you walk long enough you're going to hit a David's Bridal.
1:09.0	It's going to be there, a Chipotle.
1:11.0	Chain stores.
1:12.0	Yeah, you know the... I heard there was a Chipotle chain stores yeah you know the I heard there was a
1:13.9	Duncan it was a Duncan because you know East Coast but I'm back and you texted me
1:21.6	today as I was traveling, just so you know I haven't showered since Friday night.
1:27.0	Yeah.
1:28.0	Which, you know, just keep expectations realistic.
1:32.8	Now let me ask you this, Melissa,
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