#139: I'm FORCING My Family To Move! | Am I The Asshole

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4.7 • 621 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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What’s up Wikimaniacs! On today’s episode we have a first dance song that causes an argument (07:50), a sister wants to borrow a wedding dress (14:16), a gf who doesn't react the way her bf wants (23:57), a family scrapbook causes a fight (33:32), a friend doesn't come to a wedding (42:53) along with an update (48:10) and a husband wants to move (52:42). For the Patreon exclusive stories we have an OP with "pretty privilege" and a story about water tears us apart! Support Ya Boys: Become a Patreon for ad-free episodes and bonus AITA stories every week as well as exclusive content: Cultiv8 Patreon Sean's Venmo Our Links: Instagram TikTok Discord Subreddit Store Website Submission Links: Story 1 Story 2 Story 3 Story 4 Story 5 Story 6 Copyright 2023 Cultiv8 Podcast Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do it.
0:03.0	Just do it!
0:06.0	Thanks for them talking now.
0:09.0	Great power.
0:11.0	For the fifth time, it's your boy, Sean.
0:13.0	What's up, Wikimaniacs?
0:18.0	Welcome back to Reddit on Wiki, where we scour Reddit in search of some of the wildest stories the internet has to offer.
0:25.4	My name is Josh Shell. Back out again with my co-host, John Consignato, and Sean Salvino.
0:31.3	How's it going, boys?
0:32.5	I'm awake this episode. I was sleepy last time, but we started calling Josh racist and my blood started to boil. No, no. It doesn't leak into the next episode. I was sleepy last time, but we started calling Josh racist and my blood started to boil.
0:39.4	No, no. It doesn't leak into the next episode. I feel it stays in Monday. Much more alive to call out the night.
0:49.3	I mean, fair enough. It's deserved, I guess. There were a lot of assholes on Monday's episode.
0:56.0	Including Josh.
0:58.3	I didn't say that.
1:00.1	But to, no, no piss pump.
1:03.0	Damn.
1:03.9	There was a lot of cheesy dust assholes in Monday's episode, too.
1:07.6	Yeah.
1:09.0	So check that one out if you haven't.
2:18.5	What's up, boys? How's it going? Ringo's down here playing with her toy. Well, don't just say Ringo's down there. You've got to show Ringo to the Wikimaniacs, Josh. Well, does Ringo want to be picked up? You got to ask for consent. Ringo, hi, baby. Say hi. She's so big now. She's looking more and more like an adult cat. Yeah, it makes me sad. Like she, her face is growing into like her big kitty eyes, you know what I mean? Wait, how old is she now, Josh? She is nine months maybe. Oh my god. You're not gonna believe, but I guess nine months in my head. I wish I had said it out of wild. Look at you. Look at you good at math. Kevin turned six months today and I like cried inside. I'm like, oh my goodness. How old are it? I didn't think they were that close in age. No, I don't think about it. Yeah, maybe they are. I guess we got her, like, we took her home very, very young because she was a barn cat. She was tiny. She was tiny. She was very tiny. We were looking at pictures yesterday and it made me very sad. Now she's in a happy, healthy home. Yeah, she abuses us.
2:19.6	That's how that's how it works. And that's how pets should be.
2:22.1	All right.
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