Welcome to Feathers in My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dye. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports the deleted

tweets, I've got the details on all the fights,

breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV trainbacks. If you think the moms bring the drama

on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hi guys, welcome to feathers in my hair.

So just to get a few things straight, my producer is actually off this week and next week.

So today is Wednesday, the ninth that I'm recording this episode.

As you guys know, I usually record Friday or Saturday.

So if big news happens,

I will not be addressing it here and I will not be able to come in and edit this and repost it.

So whatever gets recorded tonight is what's getting posted for Sunday. So if something big in the team mom world happens,

you will have to catch me on my Instagram Feathers underscore pod.

I will maybe like do an Instagram story about it

and obviously post about it.

And my dog is going to be a nightmare this whole time.

I'm sure of it.

Anyway, then next week, I am doing

a throwback episode. I've already recorded that. I'm doing a throwback with Tomlin. And then I will be

back the following, like I'll be here, but I'll be back with a live episode the following week,

which is actually, I believe, the week that teen mom, young, and pregnant

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