138 - Horse Joke

Tabletop Champions - Real Play D&D 5E (DND 5e)

Tabletop Champions

Rpg, Other Games, Podcast, D&d, D&d5e, Actualplay, Realplay, Leisure, Comedy, Dnd, Dnd5e

4.8 • 797 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

I’m so tired that this is the best horse joke I can make. This should be the last episode with audio weirdness in it. Apologies for all the typing sounds, before you blame Ben, well, actually its his fault.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages, fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.
0:13.0	But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim. Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?
0:22.9	Poiler alert, I forgot to plan a horse race, so this is going to be fun.
0:26.5	Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.
0:37.2	A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.
0:44.5	Join them for a crazy adventure.
0:46.9	These are the Tabletop Champions.
0:51.7	Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.
0:55.0	I'm Sean your Dungeon Master, and with me, I have Kyle who plays the Wild.
0:59.6	We are ready.
1:02.1	Stephanie, who plays Lux.
1:04.2	Good evening to you all.
1:06.3	Matt, who plays Minos.
1:07.8	Where is the beef?
1:10.2	Lauren, who plays Wren.
1:11.9	Why couldn't the ghost
1:12.9	trick the party? The party saw
1:14.8	right through him.
1:16.6	Uh.
1:18.5	And Ben, who plays the rules guy.
1:21.9	Greetings.
1:23.2	Oh, wait. That's me now.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tabletop Champions, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Tabletop Champions and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.