137 - Fried Clam Fiasco (with Grace O'Malley)
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 4 June 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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This week we are joined by comedian, TikTok star, and our hilarious friend Grace O’Malley! Grace spills the tea on her time at acting camp (including a twist she did not see coming). Plus we chat about the Navy boys flooding New York City for Fleet Week, the politics of clam chowder in the Delta Sky Lounge (but never at a concert), and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.0 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:09.0 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.0 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.0 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, |
| 0:17.0 | hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.0 | So spooky. |
| 0:21.7 | Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.4 | No, but it is camp. |
| 0:25.8 | This is camp counselors. |
| 0:30.5 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:32.6 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:34.8 | It is another absolutely storn and day here at camp. I know, but we need a round |
| 0:40.2 | of applause because it is a Monday. It is a holiday. It is gorgeous out and we are recording |
| 0:45.0 | in the stew for you. It's a bank holiday. Yeah. I'm saying something. Our corporate girlies, |
| 0:50.1 | you have the day off, but we don't stop working for you campers. And it is Memorial Day. And that is |
| 0:55.9 | one of my favorite holidays because it is like a big cookout holiday. You love a hot dog. I do. I do |
| 1:01.4 | love a hot dog. I want pasta salad. I want a cold Michelob Ultra. And I want to party. Why does |
| 1:06.6 | nobody have a December hot dog is the question. I feel like it starts Memorial Day and then |
| 1:13.2 | carries throughout the year, but it stops in the fall. You never have a hot dog. And for a true |
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