What most impulse? Hello and welcome to episode of what most people think. And let me tell you, I had this show recorded, right? I'm supposed to be off this week a little bit. You know, it's Easter holiday, spending time with a kid. And I was done. I'd done the show earlier. I put it to bed. And right, let's go out. What's that? They've issued the fines. Oh, to Boris and Rishi. Fuck's sake. So I've had to re-record the intro. I haven't had to re-record the whole show here. Look, I'm not saying that my, me having to re-record something is necessarily the biggest story in town. Certainly isn't, but I haven't had to re-record the whole show because this is a special

edition so we're going to have the usual stuff we're going to have a bit of a catch-up but my

the paperback of where did i go right is out on thursday april the 14th and i thought i'd give

you just a little treat if you haven't already listened to the audio book is another chapter

i did i did this when the book first came out but there's another chapter from my book so you can just listen to the audio book is another chapter. I did this when the book first came out,

but there's another chapter from my book. So you can just listen to a little bit of story time

with Uncle Jeff. Never sounds alien less noncy, does it? But anyway, how's the Easter holiday

treating you? If you've got kids, are you already allowing them a bit more screen time?

Yeah, there you go.

Okay, you five more minutes on there.

Five more minutes.

And then you think, I've just watched a whole peeky blinders since I said five minutes.

But hey, they're learning, right?

They're learning when they're playing PlayStation, surely.

Have you managed to avoid family commitments this weekend?

I'm coming up on Easter weekend, and no one has told me I need to be anywhere yet.

So I'm just keeping shut the fuck up.

All right, I'm shutting the fuck up.

And if there are any plans coming in late, I'm just going to fake a COVID test, which seems

reasonable. Thank you very much to the people that came to the one tour show last week, which was Aberdeen. What an incredible crowd. It was just me. There was no support. And when it's just you, it can be a lot of fun, but you think those first 10 minutes are important, you know what I mean? because you don't want to get up there and be 10 minutes in

and not really have got any last. But my God, I don't know if these people were on drugs or space cakes. But for the whole 80, 90 minutes of the show, I think it was in the end, we had a good time up there. So we will, of course, this week be talking, as well as the little extract

from the book, we will be talking about the fine gate, party gate. I mean, it's just, the problem

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