I'm told you're going camping this weekend, except it's not really camping because you're staying in a cabin and it's kind of bullshit. Your words. We are literally what I told you about 30 seconds ago. We are going on a sure is school outing to the San Francisco KOA, which is actually in Petaluma. I don't know, man. Like, we have a cabin.

It's, it's a, I, I'm actually also, well, by the time you hear this, I'll be on my way back,

I guess.

So it's probably fine.

But like, I don't know.

It's like, like they have an arcade.

There's a pool.

There's basketball courts. It seems like a very 50s-y kind of camp, like not like going backpacking into the wilderness and maybe seeing a bear, but more like, you know, just go in some places.

It's a little bit outside of town with a bunch of other people and like there's going to be the kids can roam free or something.

I don't know.

You're not exactly washing your coffee cup out in the river every morning is what you're saying. Man, I hope not. I do have to take my own coffee maker though. So,

oh man, you're really roughing it. I mean, does this qualify as glamping? I don't, I think this is

this is like above glamping. Like, glamping is like when you roll in with the van and you like unload a whole house worth of crap into your tent.

Right. This is like I have a toilet. I don't think this counts. Like clamping is arguably also bullshit, but at least it's actually in the wilderness.

I mean, at least there's an air mattress. There's a slight element of discomfort with a clamp with a glamp, right? You've got indoor plumbing. That's just, that's just a hotel. That's a, that's a log cabin

hotel. I mean, that's a, that's a, that is a log constructed hotel. It's like an Airbnb, but with a

company. It's like, yeah, it's like a hotel. It's weird. I don't know. I'll let you know how it goes next week. But I got to figure out my Memorial Day cooking.

Like, I got to figure, like, like, what's the, is ribs a traditional Memorial Day?

Oh, hmm.

I'd say burgers and hot dogs.

That's always seems like more Fourth of July to me.

I think so.

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