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DUNZO!

136: The Quarantined Celebrity

DUNZO!

Cloud10 and Troy McEady

Society & Culture

4.6959 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

After a week of living like Big and Little Edie Beale, Troy finally has power! Which means you have something to listen to while you decide if you should or shouldn't cut your own bangs during quarantine (the answer is always yes, btw). Over the next two hours, Troy mines his way through some of the more ridiculous celebrity stories to come out during the time of Coronavirus. He starts with the reigning king and queen of DUNZO! (Shawn and Camila, of course) and their empty coffee cup strolls up and down their driveway. He then discusses why Ellen's meanness is feeding his dark spirit and how attacked Prianka's clapping video made him feel. There's also a fun guest appearance from the iconic Kara Berry at the end of the episode where they chat about the future of the Kardashians! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Dunzo. This is a podcast that explores hookups and

0:06.3

breakups of famous lovers and friends both real and fake and all the

0:11.1

discarded pop culture of yesteryear, I'm I believe of Dunzo. It is me Troy McEedy and I missed you. It's been like two

0:36.6

full weeks now since I recorded an episode and I don't know I've like stopped and

0:41.9

started this like 40 times like I need like it's like so funny I take a week off even though I've been doing this for three years and it still feels sometimes like the first time I've ever recorded my voice or I'm like tapping the the microphone to see if it's on.

0:56.3

But I'm back back back back back again and I have power and I'm so happy. Thank God

1:08.0

If you've been following my journey, then you'll know that I was without power for four days. And I'm not going to bore you with the details. This is escapism. Like you have your own shit going on. I'm not going to like bore you with the details this is escapism like you have your own shit going on I'm not

1:13.9

gonna like bore you with mine but um just know that I'm okay I'm fine I was able to

1:19.7

salvage my food like I found a freezer to put it in everything ended up being fine

1:25.3

What am I really good actually to be honest with you I did end up having to break quarantine because I was afraid that all of my quarantine food was going to rot, and I had this freezer full of like meat that I had just gotten from this like meat market.

1:39.0

And I was like, you know what? Like I can't.

1:42.0

The Midwestern like fucking trash bucket in me was like I can't I

1:48.9

can't watch this much food just spoil slowly in my freezer and I can't throw it away and it was like 80 degrees outside and I had no other option so my friend who also by the way had been quarantine for like a month.

2:02.3

And I know that that's still bringing also, by the way, had been quarantined for like a month.

2:03.0

And I know that that's still breaking quarantine and whatever,

2:06.0

but it was the only option that I had.

2:08.0

I couldn't sit in my fucking apartment for four days.

2:10.0

Two and a half was enough.

2:11.0

I was like, I literally, I have to get out of here or I'm going to

2:14.3

lose my mind. But I did want to thank you guys for all the dimes that I got asking

2:18.0

if I was okay and you guys like worrying about me was super cute. You know, I'm fine.

2:23.0

I mean, it got a little, the first couple of days it did get a little like Robin

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