Anyway, we can get started. I shouldn't dilly dally because I know you got a lot of stuff to do today. Do we do a cold open? We do a cold open. We can do a cold open. Okay.

So we are here today. It is the 16th of July. My body clock is either on the very edge of the eastern seaboard or just barely into the Atlantic. However, my partner in crime, Mike, is not here with me today.

He is somewhere on the western edge of the United States, honeymooning, because I guess that's a thing

you do after get married. It's been so long. Neither of us remember. However, I have the best of all

possible people to fill in with me today is Stephen Hackett.

Hello, Stephen.

How are you, sir?

Hey, Casey.

I have a good honeymoon story to open the show with.

I would love a good honeymoon story.

We got married, not you and I, my wife and I, we got married in college.

And we basically had no money.

We got married like at a friend's house.

We could only afford like four or five days off work, so had to go back and, you know, fix people's laptops for a living.

And so we went to St. Louis for a honeymoon, like a five-hour drive.

St. Louis is a great city.

This story is not about how bad St. Louis is actually like St. Louis.

But we had no money. We couldn't eat out anywhere.

The only hotel room we could really afford for that long was like two double beds,

like not even a sweet with a nice bed. It was a real scene, but you know, we made it through.

And our recent trip to London, which I think we're talking a little bit about, was it was going to be our 10th anniversary trip and it being our 11th anniversary trip.

So we kind of got to have a do-over on that.

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