5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Today, Dustin and Mel address one of the most awkward questions a married couple can get: Are you done having kids? The hop in the Frontseat to discuss how your kids are destroying the environment, why being a single child would be awesome and how Dustin wishes he could cry like a baby on a plane.
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there we are a funny |
0:07.4 | podcast about family my name is Dustin Nickerson I'm a stand-up comedian |
0:10.4 | and the host of the aforementioned podcast and along me in the due |
0:14.6 | east corner of our reco recording studio recording studio slash daughter's |
0:20.8 | bedroom is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson. |
0:23.6 | We are here. |
0:25.1 | We have our craft coffee because we do a little thing in our household |
0:30.0 | called craft coffee on the weekends and it's kind of been extended to Thursdays and |
0:37.2 | Mondays if it's a three day weekend. Craft coffee most days is any |
0:42.8 | craft coffees any day we can squeeze it is what we're doing I messed up how to say |
0:47.1 | recording recooting before we get into things |
0:50.8 | he also said along along me or alongside me. |
0:55.0 | Listen, I may not be at my sharpest right now. |
0:58.8 | But one thing that you and I have committed, this is a thing that we've talked about in the last couple of months is |
1:04.7 | that we don't like when you make fun of somebody for saying a word wrong not |
1:09.0 | Salza or as we learned today |
1:17.4 | Pajamas I said pajama you said pajamas. Oh, yes, a pajamjama I'm pretty sure every human on the planet |
1:21.8 | regardless of their language anyway says |
1:24.6 | pajamas I think that's a jam now you went pajamas but also how often do you say |
1:30.3 | the whole thing pajamas I think I tell the kids like PJs. Yeah, exactly. But what we don't like is like say you |
1:39.2 | were trying to say the word painting or portrait and you mixed them up in your mind and you're like |
1:45.8 | portraying and him was like portraiting what's that? Like that's the lowest form of humor there is. |
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