Here we go.

Guess what?

We recorded this episode two or three weeks ago.

You've got no idea unless you are in my...

You have access to my app which you can download at the App Store because I'm live.

And I go live, babies.

I go live when I do my shows on my app.

And so you don't know that unless you have that.

So maybe I'm talking about stuff two or three weeks ago but whatever.

It doesn't fucking matter because you're going to just kind of have fun with it no matter what.

And you're here for me, babies.

And I'm here for you.

I'll be in, let's see, Santa Barbara, Riverside, San Diego, California, Foxwoods, Connecticut, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, Rochester, New York, Detroit, Michigan.

And then Minneapolis to take my special Tampa, Florida.

I get a bunch of these shows coming up.

So Hollywood, Florida, El Paso, Texas, Houston, Texas.

That's where I'll be.

My babies, that's where I'll be.

And do you know why?

Because life fucking reps, dude.

You know what?

It always surprises me how much people like inspiration will shit on Instagram.

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