#134: Chainsaws And Frozen Turnips

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On Episode #134 of The Shallow End, Jethro kicks things off with the trifecta of vodka, a bored Polish farmer and a chainsaw. It starts off weird – and gets only moreso! (Hint: Only one guy dies!) Then Lindsay has the story of a man who broke into a church to steal. His worst mistake? Not knowing that the pastor was as experienced with Mixed Martial Arts as he was with dispensing forgiveness for sins. (Hint: Nobody dies! But someone ends up in Jail.) Episode #134 is chick full of laughs and life lessons! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.3	It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and
1:10.6	Little League practice.
1:12.6	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things
1:19.1	would go horribly wrong.
1:21.9	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
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