Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages, fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim. Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

I'm the crap kid!

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking, and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean your dungeon master, and with me tonight we have Kyle who currently plays Reggie.

I shot a kid.

Ben, who plays Lord Horatio Q Barneswoggle the third.

Greetings.

Stephanie, who plays Dagon.

Do I look like a reasonable man or a peppermint nightmare?

Matt, who plays breezy.

Breezy for cheesy.

Oh, no.

And Lauren, who plays Aria.

Rest in peace, Ice Elemental, who died to a fireball, you will be missed.

Aw. Oh, you will be missed. Aw.

I'm angry because that one caught me off, guys.

I don't know if I should be angry or, like, give me an applause for that.

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