Apple has announced the keynote.

Oh, what a surprise.

Oh, is that breaking?

So now starts the frantic checking of our inboxes, right?

To just hope that we have been considered worthy enough to get an invite, right?

Do you do that? Come on.

What a press invite? Do you do that? Yeah, do Give me the real good. Do you do that? Yeah.

Do you ever do it? Do you have a check just to see? Oh, no. No. And I, and I... You never check?

No, because I don't think in a million, billion years I'll get a, I'll get a press invite.

I always check just in case. Oh, no. I... Just go to my inbox and I check it. And I know it's never going to happen, but one day it could and then imagine, right?

Imagine.

Imagine all those people, all those happy podcasters.

No, I, if I thought there was even a shred of a possibility for me to get a press pass to the keynote,

I would be obsessively checking.

I would figure out where the data center is for my email provider and drive closer to it so I could know that much sooner whether or not I've gotten the past.

This isn't obsessive checking, with what I'm saying is I just go to my inbox and refresh it and it's not there and then I get sad and walk away again.

But wouldn't it be, though, just so amazing if I was to receive that invite

during the recording of our show. Oh, my word. That would be tremendous. Oh, that would just

start crying. Right. And then that's that. But no, it is another year, but you'll go in anyway.

Correct. You'll see in it anyway. I told you, I think I've told you this.

I don't know if I said this anywhere or not,

but WWDC 2019 is where I will begin trying to buy a pass.

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