Hello and welcome to episode 133 of what most people think and I hope you are well.

I have been on an Odyssey dear listener of staying in some of Britain's shittest hotels.

I've been on the road.

I'm out touring as you can hear, I've got my guest and me Francis Foster this week,

but I was in Colour in an Ibis, but I think I topped it Francis this week.

I did a travelodge in Taunton that was so bad that when I mentioned on stage that that's

where I was staying, it got a gasp.

It got a gasp and on a gasp I will welcome Francis Foster to the show.

How are you mate?

I'm alright mate.

You know what I mean?

I'm going to be honest with you Jeff, I've fought long and hard against this mid-laid

thing and here's the thing, I'm two months away from 40 or a month and a half, so you know

I have decided to celebrate my turning to the big four I mate, having a prostate exam.

You had that today?

Yeah, had it today mate.

Okay, so look, I mean we are, I'm recording, I would normally record this on Tuesday lunch

time and get it up on Wednesday morning, a chance of being a fine thing.

But we are both late today because I had builders in and well you had the builders in in another

way because you had a prostate exam.

Yeah, I did mate, I tell you what and that doctor had unnecessarily large fingers mate.

There was no fucking about either, he just went right, curl up in a little ball,

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