133: Don't freak out

Planet Porky

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🗓️ 22 September 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are here for your entertainment as staying in is the new going out. Today's topics include: Barbados' plan for independence, Mick Jagger, why you should only meet your heroes once, flying with Rod Stewart, snakes on a plane, Hugh Grant's relationship with the press, Paul Hollywood and his interest in baps, making yourself famous, the rumoured new James Bond, Peaky Blinders, keeping roads preserved for filming, losing your voice while recording, LAJs audiobook, judging our abilities, Martin Lewis, Kate Middleton vs. Tatler, the legend of Nile Rodgers, Grace Jones, Alexandra Schulman's bum deal and parasitic itch mites. You don't need to go scratching around, if you're itching for something to do get Planet Porky in your ears!

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, welcome to the latest edition, the latest chapter, the latest great episode of life on planet Porky.
0:30.9	Thank you very much indeed for joining us.
0:33.2	And of course, a big thanks and a big welcome to Rock, Chick Extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones,
0:41.8	who's with me and sort of, sort of without me, with me and without me, Leslie Ann, that was a title and a Beatles song, with me.
0:49.9	Very clever reference there, I think, Mr. Perry.
0:53.5	Exactly. Was that a George Harrison track? Was that an Indian one? No I think, Mr. Parry. Exactly.
0:55.6	Was that a George Harrison track?
0:56.9	Was that an Indian one?
0:59.0	No, well, yeah, sort of, yeah.
0:59.3	Yeah.
1:02.5	It was all a bit ethereal at that point, wasn't it?
1:03.2	It was indeed.
1:07.8	Anyway, Leslie Ann, lovely to be told to you again today, obviously.
1:09.8	We've got a pile of stuff to get through. Barbados, by the way,
1:11.4	I've got great memories of Barbados because I've got a great story to tell you about Mick Jagger down there.
1:18.1	But Barbados want to release themselves now, become a republic. And I've got no problem with that
1:24.4	whatsoever. If any country, any island wants to self-determine and be their own people, smashing,
1:30.1	I do think it's a bit sort of, you know, a bit of a, what's the word I'm looking for,
1:36.0	anachronistic, I can't pronounce that word, what is it?
1:39.2	Anachronistic.
1:39.8	Thank you, thank you.
1:40.6	Anachronist, yeah, anachronist to still have islands dotted all over the world where the queen is the head of state. And Barbados is a lovely island. It's got a beautiful culture. It's part of the West Indies where, of course, people, you know, like the great reggae stars come from. So I haven't really got a problem with Barbados, you know, setting out on their own. Has Barbados ever featured in your life?
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