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Is this the first time you've heard me say this? Are you sure?

Welcome to Night Vale.

Okay, I'm starting again. As many of you certainly noticed, we are having a problem of timeline

divergence here in Night Vale. Events are happening over and over and each instance is different than

the last. Earl Harlan, Sushef at Turnikit was preparing a fresh salad with wood glue vinaigret

and decided to do a spinach base, but then he was preparing a fresh salad with wood glue vinaigret

and decided on a remain base. The same event, twice, with drastically different outcomes.

Also, there was that tragic story from the Night Vale Daily Journal about that plane that crashed

at Night Vale International Airport, but when we looked at the paper again, it was a really boring

story about a plane that landed safely with no unusual incidents. It was a stunning tragedy

and a totally mundane event simultaneously and it is unclear which of those really happened.

My husband, Carlos, whose long, perfect hair was looking unusually perfect, does not know what is

causing these fracturing timelines. He has been busy in his lab saying that he is working on an

incredibly important project related to this and he needs to see it through. Meanwhile, a mysterious

figure in a black satin mask stood on top of the former flaky oes factory watching this chaos

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