#132: PVC And Dirty Underpants

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On episode #132 of The Shallow End, hilarity ensues when Jethro regales us with the tale of a laundry hamper. Not just any hamper, mind you – but one placed inadvertently in a man’s bedroom so as to catch something other than dirty tee shirts and socks. What the man “caught” in his hamper was quite a surprise. Let’s just say it culminated with a call to 9-11. Then Lindsay has a story from the Wayback Machine. It takes us all on a holiday in 1964 in Midtown Manhattan. If you thought the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parades were spectacular enough, you ain't heard nothin’ yet. Just add a drunk TV star and an inflatable dinosaur who has a disagreement with a light pole! Someone call the fire department – ‘cause this episode is EN FUEGO! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you haven't tried Abercrombie denim yet, you're missing out.
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0:58.1	It began long ago.
1:00.4	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
1:06.3	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would
1:13.1	go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end
1:20.2	with Schnebly and Toff. Hey, I've got a story I want to tell you before we start, Lince, because this
1:26.7	was kind of like... The story before the story.
1:28.4	Yeah, this was, it just happened a couple of days ago, and it's a great example of perfect, instant karma.
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