All right, then I'll slowly walk us into this intro. Hello. And thank you for choosing the official podcast as the number one podcast to listen to whenever you're going to go listen to a podcast.

I didn't choose it. Well, we didn't we didn't choose to be here. None of us chose to be on this show. We are we are by contract forced to do all of these episodes.

But since you the listener out there chose to listen to this, we're going to make them the best god damn episodes that we can they've already zoned at Andrew they gone.

Oh my god, you said to do it slowly Jackson. There's no rush. I'm your slow going host Andrew with me are my three best friends who also can travel very, very slowly.

Jackson Charlie and Kaya and I guess our first topic is going to be E3, which we may as well start.

I have a different topic for us to start with do we even need intros anymore? It's the official fucking podcast if you've clicked on this, you already know who's here and what to expect with Dix and video games.

We need a show. I don't agree with that. That's their first episode.

Yeah. Yeah. If it's their first episode, they'd start with like a PewDiePie episode or a big.

They got paid it into it like pro Jared. Yeah, that's not true. PewDiePie was over a year ago. I think about that a lot. Like what if because when I take a look at the podcast, I fucking hate it when there is like inside jokes that are

all now to over 500 episodes and I feel like I have to go back and listen to them all to get anything out of it.

What if instead of that we do the opposite and we set up the show entirely from the ground up because that's a question we got a lot on the subreddit is, hey, I want to get into this

podcast. What episode should I start with so we could give them a defect or episode right now tell them who we are. Why they should keep listening to this podcast.

I said, what's your name? Who are you? I am now from it from wait, are you saying from the future we recommend this episode of the podcast to anyone who asked, okay,

it's where to start. We're not doing this every week. Okay, I'm Jackson and I'm on the official podcast. I'm Andrew and I'm the funniest one.

So get just remember that idea when you think funny member, it's me. It's always been me the whole show the entire time.

Charlie. Are we not going in jack order? Oh, I guess we are. Yeah, we are. I guess you're high again. Charlie can't sell.

Charlie is he a little bit on the podcast. I'm the crow magnet. I'm Kai. I'm the refugee. There's certain jokes I avoid stick around to find out which ones they are.

Together, we follow me official podcasts. That's right. We're like, we're talking about.

Dickson Farts and then we get offended that only 12 year olds will listen to us or at least only call into our voice mails.

I still can't believe you found that shocking. That's not that's not accurate. There was like only three or four kids that called in out of the majority being older mean people.

They were super mean to those. They were very mean. Yeah, but they were also just 16 years old. There wasn't like 50 year olds calling and look fucking true.

So college. Some of them were like 20 years. You're old enough to not do that by that point. Yeah, but they're prejudiced. I also think most of them are women that you just mistook as children.

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