Hey everyone, welcome to Pink Shade with Erin Martin. We are back! Mary Payne Gilbert is back with me this week to recap 90-day fiance happily ever after. The last hour, the final hour of Colton Larissa.

And the tell-all and of course life after lock-up. We missed a week, we had international lifestyle travel brand to deal with for Mary Payne and we're gonna be missing a week here in there too in August.

Because you know Mary Payne, I am moving. That is my big vacation. Packed new boxes and moving my shit.

Yeah, I've heard. I've heard about that. Can I also tell our Pink Shade audience how long suffering I am and what a saint I am and why there should be basically a statue raised in my honor during this move?

Because I am not only moving for two weeks because we're having to do some shit to the new house before we get in so we have some overlap time. Fine.

I'm also hosting family, extended family, the weekend before we move and the weekend after we move. Is there a reason for that? They don't know about hotels or what's the deal?

They know about hotels but they do not want to use them. Also, I have a problem with boundaries. So I'm like, sure, come on over and now I'm like, this is actually happening. What was I thinking? Now I love these people. They are wonderful. So I don't, you know, I'm happy to see them.

However, I really, truly feel like this is my excuse to not do any hosting things at all. Like you're sleeping on the floor. Here is the number for the pizza place. I mean, what am I going to do? I don't even have coffee mugs. I think they're all packed.

Yeah, I think that a Hampton Inn is a great resource and perhaps you just see them for meals and play dates at the park or the pool.

Oh, God. Why? I don't know. Yeah, this is a kind of, this kind of scrapes. I always get myself into this is why I loved Anna Greengables as a child because I was like, she just gets herself into the worst situations. That's me.

Okay, I just would like to throw it back to you just compare your house moving to your childhood of it. What Anna Greengables, like what are you talking about? What are you talking about? What do you think I'm talking about?

Those of us who love Anna Greengables love her because she is a girl who gets herself into bad situation after bad situation, but it's all okay in the end.

Okay, well, so is like Ramona and Beezus. I mean, like, I mean, I'm an Ann girl. I'm an Ann of Greengap. Don't come for Ann. Don't come for Ann of Greengables. Okay, but listen, you guys, we are going to try our best to really keep you updated with regular recaps.

I will tell you solid, no questions asked. We are definitely going to do a haybunky on the Patreon every single week. You can always count on that. Thank you for all the bunks you subscribed over there. You go to patreon.com slash haybunky.

We're giving you a recap every single week right now. We're covering 90 day the other way. We are covering just the very end of smothered. It's almost over.

We are going to add on to that marrying millions, which is looking amazing. And we will touch on the family chantel unless it just sucks. Heavy sex.

Okay, gross. It took me a second to realize what you said. Yeah, let me tell you something funny. I was talking to my husband about this schedule of us, you know, doing all these shows and stuff. And he has no idea what I'm talking about.

But I said, he said, so you're going to take a break like when we're at the beach. I said, no, no breaks, no breaks for haybunky. I said, I'll be recording you know at the beach. I'll have my stuff. And he says, what if I want to come up to the bedroom and take a nap that day.

I said, it's never happened in 20 years of going to the beach. But okay, if that day you want to come up and take a nap, I will move to another room.

But he says, I can't believe this. I said, listen, it's my excuse to sit on the bed, watch bad TV. And right notes about it. It's a vacation win for me, for sure.

Right. It's for my job, sir. I tried down. You could take your nap at other times. He hadn't taken a nap in 20 years, but all of a sudden now he's coming up with scenarios where he may need to enter the room in the one hour that I'm recording.

Oh my god, these guys we live with who do not understand us. It's okay. All right. So we'll definitely do a haybunky though every week. Mary Paine and I will probably skip one week in August, the week where I'm actually hosting, moving slash being a saint.

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