131. Put Your Meat Away

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Hello again from Rio Grande Studios in Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about an article he saw about Tarantino's new movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Also discussed: Armie Hammer and his toe-sucking child, foot fetishes, nudity on Instagram, Riley Reid, "wax paper days", and the musical (and new film trailer for) Cats. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy
0:14.5	What's up guys? San Diego. I'm coming tickets at crystalia.com
0:20.1	also
0:21.8	San Jose and Las Vegas tickets at crystalia.com
0:25.5	um
0:27.5	This is some some episode of congratulations and we're still here in albuquerque and it's great and you know what we're blending in people
0:36.1	I fucking you know
0:38.1	I'm a local at this point dude. You can't tell me I'm not from fucking albuquerque. I've been here two weeks and
0:44.8	I
0:46.0	Gotta say I thought it was gonna be much. I thought I thought I was gonna be
0:49.6	What do you call it?
0:50.8	homesick. Does the thing that a mind does I think if you're if you're like I could go away for five days or two weeks or a month as long as I know how long I'm going away for
1:01.1	you know
1:02.2	like if I go
1:04.4	That you know I noticed it on the road if I have two two nights to do if I got a night in New York and a night in New Jersey
1:10.9	And if I know that's all I got then that's as long as I can stay
1:15.3	But if I'm going on a 10-day vacation and that's what I got
1:18.4	By the way a 10-day vacation is way worse than going for two days of work
1:23.0	Because I don't want to be on I don't want to be relaxing that long. I can't do it dude
1:26.1	I do I was thinking about I don't I don't
1:28.8	Somebody asked me the other day on set like what when because I was talking about how I haven't done stand-up in 11
1:34.9	This is the 12th day consecutively. I haven't done stand-up and that's the longest I've ever gone since I started my stand-up career
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