131 - Disappearances, Hidden Cities, Murders and More: National Park Mysteries

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2019

⏱️ 132 minutes

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The origin of the Chupacabra legend! UFO sightings in Yosemite. A giant, lost Egyptian city in the Grand Canyon. Another underground city supposedly inhabited by mystical Lemurians in Mount Shasta. Mysterious murders. Unexplained disappearances. Haunted camp lodges. Cursed land. The birth of a cult that exists unto this day. Myths, monsters, aliens, ghosts, and more in today’s cornucopia of strange, national park mysteries edition, of Timesuck! Upcoming Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: March 28 Naples, Florida - Off the Hook Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! March 30 Miami, Florida - The Improv CLICK HERE for tix! April 4-6 Cleveland, Ohio - Hilarities CLICK HERE for tix! April 11th Des Moines, Iowa - The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix! April 12-13 Kansas City, Missouri - The Improv CLICK HERE for tix! ** LIVE ANT HILL KIDS CULT TIMESUCK April 6 Cleveland - Hilarities CLICK HERE for tix! ** LIVE ANT HILL KIDS CULT TIMESUCK April 14 Nashville - Zanies CLICK HERE for tix! Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: Hims! Try hims for a month for just five bucks to treat ED (while supplies last.) ForHims.com/timesuckED Watch the Suck on Youtube (new and improved audio!): https://youtu.be/dKnOuUtxMBI Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna be a Space Lizard? We're over 4000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits!

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0:00.0	The origin of the Chubacabra legend, UFO sightings in Yosemite, a giant lost Egyptian city in the
0:07.0	Grand Canyon, another underground city, supposedly inhabited by mystical Lemurians in Mount
0:12.4	Shasta, mysterious murders, unexplained disappearances, haunted camp lodges, curse land, the birth of a
0:19.2	cult that exists until this day, myths, monsters, aliens, ghosts, and more, and today's cornucopia of
0:25.2	strange national park mysteries edition of TimeSuck.
0:40.5	Happy Monday, mead sacks. Welcome to the cult of the curious time suck time.
0:44.9	I'm Dan Comins, he has so many nicknames and you are listening to TimeSuck.
0:49.0	Hail Nimrod, begun slash, Hailu Saphina, praise triple M,
0:53.2	Ambojangles long lives suck. A big thanks to our space lizards for supporting the show via Patreon
0:58.4	and for letting us donate $1800 this month to Baka, bikers against child abuse, keep hearing more
1:04.5	and more good stories about that organization. Link in the episode description if you want to
1:08.8	donate more or just learn about this fantastic group of people and how much they do for the victims
1:14.8	of child physical and sexual abuse. Thank you again for the recent ratings and reviews.
1:20.8	Nothing spreads the suck more than word of mouth and the suck is spreading ratings, reviews,
1:25.8	telling people it spreads so much. The cult of the curious now roughly 150,000
1:31.3	strong according to recent analytics and we do use the strictest measuring system of any podcast
1:36.4	analytic platform out there so I hope I can trust those numbers. Met some great time suckers
1:41.9	on the mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast crews. I was blasted. I didn't even get sick.
1:47.3	I did sleep so much like probably 10 hours or more a day and then still felt sick when I got home.
1:52.7	Remember my crazy voice last week? Finally went to the doctor pesky sinus infection. I used to get
1:57.6	those so often. Thought I was good the last few years. Man those things can linger. I think the warm
2:03.3	Bahameen weather of the cruise and some new powerful antibiotics I'm on have me on the men's now.
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