131: America’s Biggest Schlossheads
Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast
TMG Studios
4.9 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2024
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Chapters:
0:00 You’re Crazy Man!
1:36 Intro
1:57 Exposing Spongebob
3:03 The BEST Comedy Podcast!!!
6:00 Being A Prankster
8:03 The Puh Jar
10:10 Jack Schlossberg Changes Lives
12:19 BetterHelp
13:50 Political Vibe Correspondents
17:00 Political WYR Questions
18:07 Bumper Stickers Are Weird
19:44 Breaking Deux Moi News
23:35 State Farm
24:58 Hamptons Boy
29:11 Jersey Shore Appreciation
29:50 NYC’s New Trash Cans
31:35 The Biggest Schlossheads
33:32 Brooke’s Raya Tribulations
37:55 ZBiotics
39:30 Bedtime Mode Gone Wrong
41:41 Domenic Innarella Era
42:59 Sticky or Itchy
43:35 Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theories
44:51 Saving Spider Lives
46:56 Manifesting Lawyership
49:04 Away
51:52 The Olympic Pommel Horse
56:06 Michael Phelps’s Weed Controversy
1:00:40 Zac Efron STUNS
1:02:44 Sharks on Coke
1:03:40 The Manifestation Space
1:04:48 Twisters
1:05:06 The Glennaisance
1:06:40 Connor’s Dream
1:09:49 First Time Trying Tiramisu
1:13:02 See You In Bonus!!!
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| 0:54.2 | I could never have a C section. |
| 0:57.7 | Because I feel like, I feel like, okay, like. |
| 1:01.3 | Why could you never have a C sectionsection? I could never have a C-section. |
| 1:05.4 | She sells C-Sactions by the C-Sashore. Sally sells C-Sachons by the C-sore. |
| 1:11.6 | Sally sells C-Sachons by the C-sore. Sally is... Sally is an Shelly is performing |
| 1:15.0 | unlicensed medical care underneath the pier. |
| 1:18.0 | Why can't you have a C section? |
| 1:21.0 | I can't have a C section because one I'm not pregnant so I don't think that they can just do a C section on a man like yeah |
| 1:28.8 | a biological man legally Sally she's using her sea shells for evil. I don't show up to the beach and tell Sally how to do her job. |
| 1:37.0 | Whether she's licensed or not. But I could never do it because with my very limited she's action knowledge I'm |
| 1:48.2 | scared all of my innards would just come out. They take your uterus out, put it on the table, and then put it |
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