#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you haven't tried Abercrombie denim yet, you're missing out.
0:03.8	Denim should fit like this.
0:06.0	It's all about proportions.
0:07.7	Abercrombie has their classic fits and athletic fits for guys who want a little more room in the thigh.
0:13.1	When you find your staple fit, it'll be the pair you reach for day after day for every plan.
0:19.2	Shop Abercrombie denim in the app, online and in store.
0:26.8	Hey Harry.
0:27.8	Hello, mate.
0:28.7	Got any tips for the football?
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0:57.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
1:06.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would
1:13.1	go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end
1:20.2	with Schnebley and Toff. I need to apologize right off the bat for the fact that I have come down
1:25.4	with a cold. Damn you, Lindsay Schnebby?
1:27.8	I know. I suck. I suck. What happened? It's not COVID, right? It's not COVID. Yeah, that's good.
1:35.9	No, I've already had that. Uh, this was one of those weird things where you sort of feel like,
1:41.6	am I, my throat feels a little funny.
1:45.0	Am I getting a cold?
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