13 - The Tom Bodett of Metamucil

Delete This!

Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Katherine forgets about chips, Jolt Cola, the lost calzone, Gucci slides, our animatic, and embryonic Smash Mouth fans. Basically, this is a good episode. Also, I'm gonna get upset about the Death of Expertise later in the episode, so be ready for that.

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0:00.0	Check, check, a l l l l l a l cucka,
0:02.0	get it all out.
0:05.0	What are you looking at, Catherine?
0:07.0	Facebook.
0:08.0	How's Facebook?
0:09.0	Not Twitter.
0:10.0	Is that good or bad?
0:12.0	That's the best thing you can say about Facebook I think is that it's not Twitter.
0:17.0	Oh, the Wald Garden is what they call it.
0:22.0	Sites like that that don't want you to go to other places. They don't want you to realize
0:26.1	URLs exist. Oh boy, but I do. I know about them. And you can click type to other URLs what's your favorite
0:35.6	u.r. I can't has cheeseburger dot com wow that is a good one reaching into the old. I don't think it exists anymore, but the guy who
0:45.9	started I can't has cheeseburger once said to me in it at a conference, Fire Fast, and I was like, wow, hardcore for I can't has cheeseburger man.
0:57.0	What does Fire Fast mean?
0:59.0	Like fire, like as soon as you think you should fire an employee, do it.
1:02.0	Oh, wow, whoa, wow, okay, yep, I thought, I did not know where we were going with that.
1:07.5	I was thinking about fire, like lighting the, like lighting the, like, lighting, cats on fire.
1:14.6	And fast, like fasting, and I was like, I don't understand.
1:19.6	That sounds dangerous.
1:21.0	It's a good way to shed some pounds.
1:23.0	You can just burn yourself from the inside.
1:25.0	I'm Hank Green and I'm famous on the internet.
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