13: Lawn Guyland (w/ Dan Black & Peter Hoare)

High and Mighty

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Things, Interests, Comedy Interviews, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy, Jon Gabrus, Pop Culture, Culture

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

If you thought this podcast was insider-y and hyper specific before, then you are in for a REAL treat.
gabrus is joined by comedians/writers/Long Islanders to Dan Black and Peter Hoare to talk about bagels, pizza, guidos and of course 9/11.
If you're from Long Island grab a Ralph's Italian Ice and enjoy, if not... hope you can understand the accents.
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