You guys welcome to episode 129 of The Smushroom.

The podcast of Deep Dives and the well known and more importantly not so well known

hookups of your favorite reality television stars and Disney Starlets and Instagram models and yacht girls and all that.

It's me, Troy McEedy and as promised we are doing a Justin and Selina, I never know what to call this.

A chapter, series, I guess it's a series we're delving into the world of Justin Bieber and

Selina Gomez and I don't know if I would go as far as to say I'm excited

just because it's going to be so much

fucking work.

Huh, this just seems like it's going to be, I mean,

I'm, to be honest, almost even more work

than Beyonce and Jay.

Because Beyonce and Jay-Z are private and they don't they don't

Jay-Z and Beyonce don't have public scandals if they do it's like once every few years and it's a massive deal and then it goes away

Justin Bieber and Selina Gomez have public scandals on a weekly basis and

Justin Bieber spent, you know, like seven years of his life literally publicly spiraling out of control

where Selina Gomez did the same thing behind closed doors so it's just like a lot

it's hard to kind of choose what to talk about and what not to talk about and what's important and what's not and it's like do I want to talk about Justin egging that person's house or I want to talk about Justin you know spray painting this kid's car does that matter does it not like it's just a lot you know

But I am excited about it and

I'm excited to talk about a male pop star in this this intensely because we talk about female

pop stars all the time and Justin was sort of presented with a completely different set of rules

than you know the average female pop star

things that we don't really get to talk about very often so it's interesting

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