#129: A Brownie A Day Keeps The Doctor... Wait, What Are We Talking About Again?

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🗓️ 27 August 2013

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Auntie Dolores (that's not really her name) met me at the Comedy Store patio to talk about edibles. She makes some of the best brownies, pretzels, lolipops, nuts, and popcorn you can find in California. We talked about how she makes things, her worries with the authorities, and when she got started. Plus we also reminisced about our history with pot cookies.

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0:00.0	I'd already taken the edible, right? So I get on the plane, finally. I'm a little
0:04.1	buzzed from my cocktail and then the edible kicks in and then the plane takes off
0:08.3	and I get super woozy and feel super nauseous. Like get up, yeah, a mixture, an air pressure,
0:15.9	all that fucked me up. So I get up, I start to walk to the... Getting up to problem too,
0:21.0	because you got to stand. I got up and I felt my ass down. My head hit the middle of the aisle.
0:27.5	What do you mean? What do you mean? I felt my ass down. I had to hit the...
0:31.4	The hand rest or just the floor? No, like the floor. Like I have something
0:34.5	passed out in the aisle backwards. And then all of a sudden I hear, I'm
0:39.2	blacked out, but I can hear people and I hear, is there a doctor on board?
0:43.0	And now my god, my god. I just ate the edible, edible, swear to god,
0:46.8	I feel incredible swear to my Texan, it's no longer legible. I got to pussy,
0:50.1	you put on the pedestal, tell her to leave and come bring me back with it. You'll get in
0:53.1	bay, down, down, down to the decimal, medical, vegetable, I'm so professional, my life's
0:56.6	a festival, I'm just a message, I'll end them in sorrow, I'm sorry, I feel like I just
1:01.2	don't talk the window. Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our
1:06.1	eShareStacker tank. How are you? Starting to run. This is the mistake
1:10.4	so recording right now. Hey everybody, on today's episode, I interviewed a
1:15.6	very special guest, Auntie Dolores. That's not her real name, but she makes
1:20.4	edibles. She makes some of the best marijuana edibles that you will find in
1:24.7	dispensaries all over NorCal and SoCal. Right now, I know they're available at
1:30.2	the russians next to Ralph's on sunset, as you joy Diaz calls them,
1:37.6	just because a couple of russians worked there once, but next to Ralph, next to
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