128- his favorite porn star vs. his wife, pussy hygiene hack, and Pleasure Mapping 101

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Starting off today with "married sex facts" that I feel some type of way about. Todays listener questions: A wife who snooped her mans porn history only to find "the favorite"- a much older woman with large large large fake breasts; so nothing like her. She finds this ironic as her husband has voluntarily said he dislikes large fake breasts- the wife has big breasts but these happen to be extra fake and extra large. This wife cant help but compare herself and wonder what she can do to be more desirable. Another listener asks if I tell my husband when I am about to climax. Another wife who admittedly had a postpartum funk where she neglected her husband sexually for about a year and half says after realizing she made sure to get things back hott n heavy. She feels like she is doing most of the intiating when it comes to sex, and lately her husband has made excuses that he is tired or in his head as he goes soft sometimes mid sex. Should she withhold, neglect 'her needs' and stop being so available? Lastly a listener question follow up to husbands with wive that may taste/smell bad. This genius hack that was kindly shared to me by a husband/male listener shares his experience and solution to getting his woman to realize she needed to 'adjust the settings below'- a great segment to inspire some female hygiene=) Todays topic of the hour: Pleasure Mapping- learn your partners body as a whole, sensory play while discovering new erogenous zones on yourself and your S.O. to view the course go the Beducated link below! Beducated: Try 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 50% off yearly subscription with my code "JORDYN" go to https://beducate.me/pd2316-jordyn. “Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner” EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife149. Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Like audio erotica or want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Ask anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

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0:00.0	You were listening to a Pleasure Podcast.
0:03.0	For more from our Sex Podcasts collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com
0:31.0	Jordy Cakes was reading up on some sex facts, surprising sex facts.
0:36.0	I saw a good housekeeping article.
0:38.0	Okay, I'll be honest.
0:39.0	And one of a couple of them, I'm just like, oh, bullshit.
0:43.0	How did they take these polls?
0:46.0	I know I take polls for my listeners on my social media.
0:50.0	My listeners, they're the listeners.
0:52.0	So I guess I kind of trust, or something.
0:55.0	I feel like we're not here to lie.
0:58.0	We're here to shoot the shit, the good, the bad, the ugly,
1:01.0	the woes, the wins, the fails, the what the fucks, the awesomes.
1:06.0	But, you know, I don't know.
1:09.0	I always take on these go-and-house group ripples.
1:12.0	17% of Americans have had an extramarital affair.
1:16.0	Okay, I am married.
1:18.0	I have never had an extramarital affair.
1:21.0	Does that mean that I haven't cheated on someone that I've dated before?
1:25.0	No, I fucking have.
1:27.0	Was it my best self?
1:29.0	Was it my best self?
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