127: With TwoMad

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2019

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Five close man friends gather around to go fast. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. GET YOUR MOTHER THE BEST AND MOST AFFORDABLE FLOWERS FOR MOTHER'S DAY: Visit https://www.proflowers.com and click the microphone in the upper right corner and enter our code OFFICIAL GET THE FREE WEB TOOL THAT SAVES YOU MONEY AT CHECKOUT: https://www.joinhoney.com/official GET $60 OFF HOME COOKED DELICIOUS MEALS WITH BLUE APRON: https://www.blueapron.com/official PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Topics: 00:01:11 - Crazy Viewers 00:12:47 - Austin Jones 00:20:46 - ProFlowers *Ad* 00:24:06 - Andrew Understands 00:26:37 - Unsolicited Nudes 00:36:26 - Honey *Ad* 00:39:59 - Dick Pics 00:47:11 - Sonic 00:56:46 - Blue Apron *Ad* 01:01:46 - Back to Basics 01:06:25 - More Penis Things 01:09:59 - Ted Bundy 01:15:19 - Guess that Tune 01:20:48 - Things We Like Corner Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan TwoMad: https://twitter.com/twomad_ The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Andrew.
0:01.0	Andrew.
0:02.0	Me.
0:03.0	Oh, okay.
0:04.0	I designate you.
0:05.0	Oh, you choose me.
0:06.0	Okay.
0:07.0	Welcome to the official podcast.
0:09.0	There are many podcasts on earth, except they're not.
0:15.0	They're fake.
0:16.0	They're phonies.
0:17.0	They're pretenders.
0:18.0	They're taking our claim to fame and ruining it, soiling it.
0:21.0	Because as you know, as you all, lovely people out there listen every week.
0:25.0	No, there is only one group of four men.
0:28.0	Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya, who will occasionally become five men featuring the fifth man, Mr.
0:35.0	Day, aka two mad.
0:38.0	Why don't you, uh, Mr.
0:40.0	Mr. Day, why don't you tell everyone at home what you do, why it's good, and why you think everyone on earth should go watching.
0:47.0	All right.
0:48.0	So my name's day, like you said, I do YouTube and I formally did Twitch until I got banned.
0:54.0	Are they sort of just exiled me?
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