One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four. Hello and welcome to a very special Christmas episode of I am the eggpot, or is that I Am the Egg Nog?

With me, Chris Shaw. The egg pods take a jaunty stroll through Peppeland, discussing the Beatles and solo Beatle albums with a popery of delicious guests.

In this episode, it's a joy to welcome, and to quote from the ballad of John and Yoko, it's good to have the both of you back.

Sean Keevney and Matt Everett.

Hello.

Oh, what a pleasure it is, boys.

Come and sit on my knee.

I feel very much like Elton John

reuniting John and Yoko

at Madison Square Garden.

Which begs the question.

Oh, that's right.

Who's John?

And I'm perfectly happy to be both.

But am I, am I spurned?

Although secretly in my heart, I know that we're going to get back together again

and just biding my time in the audience, waiting for the moment.

Or am I on stage knowing that he's probably not out there but maybe he is and maybe if I see him it's all gonna all the pieces are going to fall into place again who am I

no I don't know actually yeah it's a good point I'm not going to do I'm not going to

try and do a yorko impression but I could do a really bad job.

Shocking.

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