126: Date Night, Schmate Night

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dustin and Mel are in the Frontseat talk about why date nights shouldn't be 'sacred', the sad truth that they're a luxury some couples can't afford and how Dustin's attention span is too short to eat out at a nice restaurant. Plus, listener emails!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Today's episode of the podcast is brought to you by Gab Wireless.
0:03.2	Gab exists to give parents the best of both worlds, a phone with everything a kid needs
0:07.3	and none of the stuff they don't.
0:08.8	Go to Gab Wireless. com and use promo code Dustin or follow the link in the episode description to get
0:14.2	$10 off an upcoming order. GAB wireless safe phones for kids!
0:20.8	Hey everybody welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny
0:26.1	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian
0:29.4	the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me on the east wall of our studio slash our
0:36.2	daughter's bedroom is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson.
0:40.3	Hello.
0:41.3	We are here.
0:41.5	She has reoriented her life. Not her life, but her being bag chair.
0:48.0	Siles, what do we call these right here? You know the little things that couples put in their bed so they can read at night because they're a thousand.
0:56.3	It's like a pillow with arms.
0:58.4	It's like a reading pillow.
1:00.3	Do they sell them in the college dorm section?
1:02.6	You've seen a lot of these in dorms.
1:05.0	We combo it with a beanbag chair.
1:07.1	Because our beanbags are old.
1:08.4	Our old-ish.
1:09.5	Yours is leaking.
1:11.1	After a year, they don't fluff up anymore.
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