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123: EP 123 - (Feat. Matt Marney) How to Avoid Man t*ts

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

After a New Year & Xmas catch-up, I examine the logic of re-introducing masks in secondary schools (there is none). Then I speak my mate and blokey fitness guru Matt Marney about how to be a better bloke in 2022. Some proper good advice, plus us talking bollocks too. 

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0:00.0

What most impulse? Hello and welcome to episode of what most people think. I hope that you had a good new year.

0:22.1

Do you have a good new year?

0:26.2

What did you do in Scotland? Did you, were you allowed to party? Or did you, did you, did you dance for 12 seconds and then get body slammed by one of Sturgeon's goons? A secret police,

0:33.7

the secret dancing police. Look, there's a block there doing a wee jig.

0:38.6

What about in Wales?

0:39.9

What about, did Mark Drapefords?

0:41.8

Did Mark Dratford's heavies?

0:43.6

Did they spot you smiling?

0:45.4

You would be smiling not in Mark Trickford's Wales.

0:48.4

We shall have no fun here by you.

0:50.3

In England, we were able to go out.

0:52.5

And you know what?

0:53.2

Probably I would have been better off if I'd be living in either Wales or Scotland because I overdid it man I over did it I went for a daytime event but the problem with daytime events if you're a veteran club like me is you think ah early start early finish and you sort of start at like midday and you still go to like 11 p.m.

1:11.7

And I'm still paying for it now three days later. I went out on New Year's Day, you see, because I've always thought it's New Year's Eve for show, New Year's Day for the Pro. And what that means is we can't get babysitting on New Year's Eve. But I went out with the lads and it was a lot of fun. I was very boisterous, very shouty, and I got a lot of stuff out of my system.

1:10.1

So I'm just waiting for the, for the videos to emerge. Yeah, there'll be videos, I hope. I hope. Look, in my mitigation, it was the first time I've been out for a while. Anyway, what's your situation now? You working from home again? Hmm? Do you working from home again? Did you tell your boss that you felt unsafe? I just feel like, you know, unsafe, but you didn't feel unsafe when you went out on New Year's Eve, did you? But just somehow when it comes to work, my unsafeness feels more unsafe. So a lot of middle class people who've never been back to work. Some of them, this people don't realize as well you're a normal person you work in a public facing job you don't realize

2:05.5

some of these fuckers have never been back to work since this thing started and they're still not

2:09.8

going back they still call work padding downstairs in their little to toasties are they even

2:15.7

still a thing and uh logging on to a zoom at about 11, all right? Just bear in mind. This pandemic hasn't been the same for everybody. So this is what most people think. If this is the first time that you're tuning in, it is a podcast which tries to get to the heart of what normal, everyday people feel about political and social events. From a guy who has voted Tory in the past most recently

2:35.5

but you know possibly not currently not under Boris so that's an ongoing thing and but you know

2:41.7

whatever I discuss in this episode yeah I'm obviously not going to be bang on about what most people

2:46.5

think this isn't fucking you gov right because obviously those guys are always accurate so if you have

2:50.6

an issue with anything where you want to pick up the discussion,

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