#121: Rustic Reptoid / Gravity Free Nudists

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

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🗓️ 2 February 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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The 2 for 1 Mystery Bag Monday!

THE UFO, THE PORTAL AND THE RUSTIC REPTOID
In the winter of 2008, a young couple was driving through a rural region of Dade County, Florida, when they spied a brilliantly illuminated ovoid object heading toward a pastoral farmhouse. But, as shocking as the sight must have been, it paled before the bizarre and decidedly ominous entity that they witnessed lurking inside of the picturesque home.

THE BLACK HAIRED WOMAN AND THE GRAVITY FREE NUDISTS
In the fall of 1973, the manager of an opulent country estate caught one of the strangest sights of his life; a trio of gravity defiant humanoids—one dark haired woman and two, apparently nude, sunburned men—all of whom appeared to be hovering over a nearby pond with no apparent tether to the surly bonds of earth itself.

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0:00.0	I'm going to Oh, Yeah, that's how we warm it up. So I don't know if I ever told you guys about this,
0:43.6	but I survived Woodstock 99.
0:46.4	No.
0:47.4	Yes. Wow.
0:48.4	Well, yeah, because you're here.
0:49.4	Yeah.
0:50.4	No, I mean, clearly you're a survivor, just in general anyway.
0:52.3	Yeah. I'm not sure why it got brought up this week, but it was brought up twice and then it dawned on me that I was there when the 90s died.
0:59.2	See, we all were there when the 90s died.
1:01.8	Oh, you mean that was the turning point.
1:03.5	I was at ground zero.
1:04.5	We're a fascinating decade, but I don't think it's sort of like, I don't think it's like tantamount to like the assassination of
1:09.7	MLK and Robert Kennedy where the 60s died.
1:12.7	I think this was or even like what's that one where the hell's angels like destroyed the
1:17.6	West Coast Woodstock?
1:18.6	Oh, it was with the Rolling Stones was it?
1:21.6	Yeah. Not Fremont. What the hell was it the hell was something? Yeah, it was yeah was some all my maybe all
1:36.8	Altamot. I don't know I think it was Altamont either way and that was the death of a decade. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, would say Woodstock was more like a shitty tombstone that got kicked over on a decade that was just repeating things that had happened for the last three decades anyway.
1:40.5	Not to say I didn't have a ball during the fucking 90s. I did.
1:43.0	Yeah, but I'm not going to give the 90s too much
1:45.0	much credit.
1:46.0	Oh no, yeah, no, I know.
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