121- porn ruining your sex life, couples bored of "the same sex" & reasons why you need to be making out.
The Horny Housewife
THH Media LLC
4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You were listening to a pleasure podcast. |
| 0:03.2 | For more from our sex podcast collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com |
| 0:09.0 | I promise you, Val, Girl Scouts honor Sward of Fricking God, you're going to walk away from this episode with a little more knowledge than when you started. |
| 0:38.6 | And you might just might put it down a little bit better, a little bit better, just from one episode. |
| 0:47.6 | I think I can pack a punch that hard. |
| 0:50.6 | If you're new here, hi, I'm Jordan, host of the horny housewife, co-ed locker room talk vibes, shooting the shit, talking about your sex life, making fun of your all of our sex life, collectively talking shit, |
| 1:05.6 | and collectively getting solution oriented so we can be better at this, so we can have more orgasms, so we can be a better lover, so we can have that big sister, maybe the big sister, say, hey, this doesn't work for you, you suck at this, you need to do this, you're missing out, you're fucking up, you need that person in your life, that's me. |
| 1:28.2 | And today we're going to do lots of lesser questions, because last week I only did two, because if you know you know I had a guest, Dr. Tara, on wonderful, the feedback I got from you all, you really loved that episode, so if you haven't heard it, you're going to want to hear it. |
| 1:44.2 | So today we're catching up me, you, some giggles, some weed, some wine, whatever you want, a lot of you'll say you'll listen to me on the way to work, so in that case, ten into my friend and eyes on the road and soak it all in. |
| 2:05.2 | Today's topic of the hour is kissing, what if you're new here, I thought you went harder than that, how fun the archive is plenty and fall. |
| 2:17.2 | We're taking it back to the basics, I'm going to blow your mind, kissing is so underrated, so getting the short stick, and let's talk about what really happens in marriage and the lack of kissing. |
| 2:34.2 | Or just how you've got to be so much more intentional about that shit, that maybe just that one half a sentence, you're like, when is the last time I like made out or it wasn't just during sex or shit, we don't even kiss that much during sex. |
| 2:50.2 | Whatever the situation is, you're going to walk away with some more knowledge about the psychology behind kissing, and maybe how you could get a little more creative, be inspired to take the information that I give you home and start fucking licking each other inside each other's mouth, swap and spit, animalistic shit, whatever, maybe some sweet romantic shit too. |
| 3:15.2 | However you like to kiss, we can level it up, we can evolve it, you can be like, you know what, maybe my kissing skills have gotten a little rusty, I need to get back in there in the action. |
| 3:28.2 | If you don't use it, you lose it, God forbid we lose the lip action, okay, you might not even know what you're missing, and I'm just going to wake this shit up. |
| 3:39.2 | So buckle up before I just word vomit, and we just go into this topic, we can't, we got to go in order, there's a way we do things around here, surprisingly enough. |
| 3:48.2 | And first I'm going to bitch, and then we're going to do listen to questions, and then we're going to do our topic, that is the format of the gosh darn show. |
| 3:57.2 | And if you're new here, we don't always bitch in the intro, sometimes we giggle, sometimes we reflect, sometimes we bring up a new little seedling that is sprout in our community, and we're highlighting it, and I take pride in the fact that I really try to put myself in both the husbands and the wives, like perspectives shoes, if you will. |
| 4:26.2 | And maybe some guys could hate me, well, you're not a man, and so shit the fuck up, you don't know how I feel. |
| 4:35.2 | But I think though, gee listeners, I think the people that have listened for a while could be like, you know what, she does try. |
| 4:43.2 | And she might have been a male in her past life, according to my medium, I was. |
| 4:50.2 | And that doesn't surprise me, because sometimes, you know, we all have our feminine and our masculine side, and I'm not saying like she's roaring in her masculine, because ew. |
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