Hello and welcome to the Christmas episode of what most people think.

Just a heads up that very early in the episode.

I mean, God knows why you'd be listening to this with any young children around.

Okay, I'll probably call it Socio if I find out that you have.

But if you do, just be aware that very early on we talk about some stuff to do with Christmas

that might not be for little ears if you get my drift.

All right, enjoy the show.

What must impulse.

Hello and welcome to episode of what most people think.

This is the Christmas special.

So just imagine some little sleigh bells or other Christmas noises that sort of give this a bit of theme.

You know what I mean?

Maybe an elf getting beaten by Santa, something like that.

Just a scream of an elf who hasn't packaged something correctly.

So you can already hear we got Romish Ranganana.

I don't know where the fuck that darkness came from.

Santa.

Well, I mean, this is supposed to be the Christmas episode, and I've got in there with Santa being abusive.

So anyway, welcome to the show for the now customary Christmas special, Romish Van Gnathan.

Hello, Jeff.

How are you?

Yeah, I'm all right. Well, I've evidently got elf abuse on my mind. It's such a weird decision to sort of go sweatshop with it. I mean, listen, it almost has to be how it is, though, right? Yeah, that's true. That is true. yeah, it's sort of, yeah, I mean, it makes sense.

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