Oh shit, here you go motherfuckers. Another fun girl's episode of Churchill's Happen Now.

Pinnet least. What? Here we go ladies and gentlemen. Sunday, December 23rd,

two more shoplifts and days, one more before the holidays. Here you go motherfuckers. What?

Lisa Yat, the flying Jew, Joey Coco, D.S., the church of what's happening. Hiddly!

Wiggle, leave me see you later, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Come on, let's do this.

Oh shit, we got that, we got that, we got that, we got that, that little f**king show that can't

hold you guys next to you. We got little Ali Cat there next to you doing her thing. Watch it.

She's my chubby little cat who I love to chat. I don't know how she gets that chubby.

Not like she's out at night eating f**king cheeseburgers or whatever. Hiddly, a little bit more.

Do it, cock something. What's happening Lisa Yat? No much, Ali Hatten said hi to me before

that she's a cute little girl. She's got the anger of a f**king father. Her father was the samurai.

Really? Yeah, you grab her, she'll growl at you, but she sleeps with me until last night I didn't

grab onto when she f**king left pistol, plus I fought it under the blanket she was like, I gots to go.

Sunday, December 23rd, you bad motherf**kers. Thank you for being here. I love you guys with all my

heart. Lisa Yatten did not take the fart to the face on Friday night, the end of the

world show. There's many reasons why the girl showed up, but he was embarrassed. No, she didn't.

Yes, she did. Don't worry about me. Dan, when I introduced him to Doug Stanhope's

girlfriend, because Bingo had a chick that would fart in his face when she walked over to him,

he almost f**king fainted. When I go, this is the girl that's going to fart in your face, guys.

He turned f**king pale. Okay, you should have seen the smile on her face.

That's right. She would have been so happy to do it. Oh, that's right, but I had a talk

around. No, he didn't. He didn't. So February, we're going to have a valentine show, maybe my

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