We on motherfuckers. We on motherfuckers. Oh shit. Oh motherfucking shit. Wednesday, December 19th, 2012. We got two more days and kick of it. The church of what's happening now?

Joey Coco D is the main man Lee Sayat aka the flying Jew a little Freddy's dead for the black people out there. Let's do this.

Leroy neckbone is probably fucking watching this black cock right now as we speak to the paint putting out or on the other side of that motherfucker. The other center that's able or something.

Where's the music Lee? It's Wednesday. Wake these motherfuckers up. They laying there all discombobulated figuring out what they're going to do today. Wednesday motherfuckers watch those nuts. Get out to this two days left. See if you get an advance on your paycheck.

This is the world's going to end Friday. What's going to come on right? Get fucked up. Eat some ass. Do what you need. Got to do. Welcome to beautiful fucking day to be alive. How you feeling Lee Sayat? You bad motherfucker. You I'm feeling fucking great. The last week of work is always a great week.

Tremendous. You're done. That's it for ten fucking days. Did the Joe Rogan experience yesterday? My man Red Band is watching that. I want to give him a shout out. If you got a minute, he's over like Casino tonight with Tiffany Haddish. It's a black room. Go out there. Bring a fucking emergency helmet. Just in case they fucking beat you up out there. Those black rooms are fucking crazy. Are they really? But that's how you get better. Red Band knows the fucking deal. You got to go out there and bang these motherfuckers out every day, man. I started a black room in Denver in club mix. You know how the room ended?

Because they shot somebody. No, they didn't. Yes, they fucking did. Oh my god. Yes, they did. That's how I met her like a sedentary entertainer and the guy that died and all those black comics and a little older. That's how I met those guys. I was an open mic on Sunday. The name of the club was club mix.

He's co-facts and Denver is shit. Nothing but black motherfuckers, pimps and hookers. And like go there and they throw shit at the white comics. You know, Kevin Fitzgerald, a veterinarian. He used to go. I used to go with him.

The veterinarian on Discovery or whatever one of those channels in Denver. Okay. He's doing that. Turn me on to the room. They would throw shit at white people.

And I'm the only one that would go up that dance, right? There's one in row. I wouldn't talk up there and fucking dance for it. He's dead.

You know, they all start wiggling with you. The next day, you know, you got those motherfuckers. I talk about some black actor or something and I get the fuck off stage.

Yeah. Did you see that? I think it was Ken Jong on BET like the doctor. He did like a little like a little like a disco dance.

They went nuts. They went nuts. Because now you're jigging, you know, for 2000 years, when black people went in front of us, they'd have to dance and do all that shit like in the 50s or when we go up in front of them, we got to do the same fucking thing.

So I told Red Band in the way out. Yes, they go, hey, motherfucker, when in Rome, when in Rome, fucking fuck them up and go out there and sling some dick.

Because I had a great time last night. My other brother Ari Shafi. He does a story tell us. That's a great show.

At the improv once a month, it was a great fucking show. You know, it's funny because I listen, I swear to God. He called me. He goes,

Diaz, I need you on Tuesday, the 18th, whatever. You got to come up with a Christmas story. I ain't got no fucking Christmas stories.

I really don't. I mean, I have one really good Christmas with my family, my mother at the house when we were kids.

And I remember Christmases, but they were like, everybody else's Christmas. You go home, you open your fucking presents and then you go to bed with your fucking pajamas on big fucking deal.

The best Christmas story I had when I was like, I was a sophomore in high school or a junior. One of those. It was the sophomore year when I was really fucking crazy.

And instead of going to school, what you did was it was half a day on the 24th. Christmas Eve was like seven to eleven. Yeah, fuck all the school.

We started the night before. We started drinking the night before and we'd meet like at six. So instead of buying beer, I mean, we had the money to buy beer. We just rob a fucking beer truck.

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