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And now, from the mayor's office above the boat house,

on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

It's garage logic.

With work-earned production,

Chris Reaver's director of social media,

John Hyde in the newsroom,

and occasionally Kenny from the crabby coffee shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner,

and keeper of common sense, the mayor, Joe Suschina.

Did you read that Miss Spain did well in the Miss Universe

pageant? Why did she?

She was a guy. Oh, oh. Reaver's verified that for me.

Where's Reaver's? Where's Reaver's?

Transgender. Transgender.

But, uh, uh, Barry is a great point.

A male Miss Universe contest contestant

is being applauded by the same people

who complain about cultural appropriation.

Normally, the left becomes profoundly upset

when a woman's achievement is overshadowed by a man.

They made an exception, however.

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