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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

12-12-25 - Jessie Jet Ski Johnson - Tempe Improv - In Studio

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Comedian Jessie Jetski Johnson (@jetskijohnson), at The Tempe Improv (@TempeImprov), In Studio - Friday December 12, 2025. For Tickets/Info call 480.921.9877 or click to www.tempeimprov.com

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1:12.9

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

1:18.3

This is great.

1:22.5

This was off the album named after the year your sister was born, Jesse. It's in 1984. That's Van Halen. Jesse Jetsky Johnson, a valley native, who is just exploding on Kill Tony. You're running around doing stand-up all over the place. And we just found out, or at least I did, you are a Dobson High graduate. Yeah, go Mustang. Yeah, so we'll talk real slow so you can follow along. This is great, and you grew up here in the area.

1:46.2

Mm-hmm.

1:46.5

You're the only person in our 25 years on the air that has been a guest who graduated from Dobson, also.

1:52.7

It's just us.

1:53.8

I know, it feels good, doesn't it?

1:54.8

You and me, and you're going to go way past my, any sort of silly notoriety I've gained.

1:58.9

You're going to be nationwide fun. I'm bringing you with me. Let's do it. I'm in. Do radio around the nation. So you went to Dobson and then suddenly like somebody just said, I'm going to you jet ski. And you said, okay. And now everyone calls you jet ski. Yeah. And yet you've never ridden one. I've never been on a jet ski in your life. So the nickname just came from a story someone else was telling. Yeah, actually the guy hosting my show at the 10 p.m. on Sunday at 6 p.m. See, I squeezed in the marketing. Excellent job. Excellent. Excellent job. Excellent. Excellent work. Jason Hill, he's hosting the show. And we go way back. We were doing an open mic and this guy did a 10 minute story about

2:34.5

a jet ski and he used the word jet ski probably a million times. And so we were getting bored of it and he said, you know, you should just change your name to Jetsky. Because you were getting bored of it and pointed out the flaw in his act. Yeah. You earned a nickname. And then I ran with I've changed my name on Facebook.

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