12/12/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #38
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2012
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Ralphie May calls in to talk about his weight loss. Danny B's brother Gary calls in to talk about his 21 year stint in prison.
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Streamed live on 12/12/2012
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| 0:00.0 | Oh shit crank that motherfucker Lee, oh shit, Wednesday December 12th, fucking today's |
| 0:20.1 | the first day for the end, I don't give a fuck, crank that motherfucker Lee, it's Wednesday, |
| 0:25.5 | the church of what's happening now, Joey Diaz, the flying Julie Sayat, now kick that motherfucker |
| 0:31.5 | Lee, oh shit, it's a badass song Lee, it's great, it's a badass song, a lot of people |
| 0:45.1 | like look Joey, you like the coke, I don't give a fuck, listen to this, any part of this |
| 0:48.9 | song you go back to, they're fucking rocking, yeah it's awesome, what's happening, |
| 0:54.0 | baby, I feel awesome, I'm happy to be here, you're happy to be here, that's it, that |
| 0:59.1 | shit playing a simple fucking 10, 12 days before Christmas, that's all you got for me |
| 1:04.3 | five seconds, I'm just hoping the world doesn't end, so I get to go home, the world ain't |
| 1:08.1 | ending man, people think, but don't buy no presents, don't buy no presents to the 26th, |
| 1:13.8 | if you're gonna die, hold on to those change, just get the minds, just drop like a missile |
| 1:17.7 | on Omaha or something like that, and there's no lights here for a couple days, you gotta |
| 1:21.5 | be prepared, you gotta be prepared, motherfuckers, it's Wednesday, midway hunt day, that's |
| 1:26.8 | why we here, give you a little love, sorry about burping there, I just had some kind of |
| 1:31.5 | a dry ginger ale, the fuck is shit the free shit, if it kills your insides, so sorry about |
| 1:36.3 | burping online here, it's not, it's illegal to burp online, Lee, do you know that shit |
| 1:41.7 | though? |
| 1:42.7 | Who said that? |
| 1:43.7 | I'm telling you, it's like you can't curse over an open phone line when you're talking |
| 1:46.0 | across state, did you know that, well then you should be in jail for the rest of your |
| 1:50.8 | life, I know, I'll probably press charges down, I'm saying, let's say you're on the phone |
| 1:54.4 | with somebody in Jersey, and you curse or something like that, it's against the fucking |
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