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And now, from the mayor's office above the boat house, on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

It's garage logic, with work-earn production, Chris Reaver's director of social media, John Hyde in the newsroom, and occasionally Kenny from the crabby coffee.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and keeper of common sense, the O'Mare Joe Sushiman.

Let's visit the tattered remains of the academy.

What do you got now, bro?

One that I'm struggling to understand.

Let's go to American University, Washington DC.

Right here in good old America.

I believe that's the American University we're talking about.

Okay, everybody get a pen and paper.

Okay, Reeves had to step out. He's working on something, but I've got a whole high chain there.

I'm good.

Where's Carl?

Carl?

What's his name?

Kenny?

Kenny, no Kenny.

I'm interested staff at American University are calling for the creation of more spaces for students of color so that minority students can have an area on campus where they can go to be separated from the rest of the campus body in the name of diversity and inclusion.

I mean similar to a white's only room.

Yeah, huh.

Let me repeat that.

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