And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, 2,000 passengers boarded the Ada Vida cruise ship

for its first ever, 133-day cruise around the world.

Now departed last month, it's scheduled to continue through March, in spite of the fact that a

neurovirus outbreak has everyone on board puking and pooping uncontrollably. Fun times. And speaking of

fun times, riding a roller coaster at SeaWorld is pretty fun. Well, it is unless you get hit in a face by

a bird. That's what happened to a woman in Florida, and now she's suing SeaWorld.

SeaWorld is hoping to have the lawsuit dismissed, arguing that they can't control the actions of wild animals.

Meanwhile, in China, they struggled to control the actions of trained animals.

A performance at a zoo there was abruptly canceled after a hungry sun bear attacked

its handler in front of what we might say is a shocked audience. But shockingly, there were actually

no injuries, but they did cancel the show. The good times ended. But that's how it goes sometimes,

right? Something that's supposed to be positive ends up going sideways. For example,

and I believe Mike will talk about this later, there's a guy in need of a kidney transplant. Now, on average, you're on the list for three to five years, right? This guy lucks out. He's fortunate enough to find a donor. Good stuff, right? Wrong. Turns out that the donor had rabies. Thus, the patient got a new kidney and rabies and ended up dying.

That's a weird one.

Because again, the kidney had rabies.

But that's what we're talking about today.

Not rabid kidneys necessarily, but you think something's going to be positive or something's

going to be good.

And then, well, it just ends up not being that way.

So today's question brought to you by our friends in advanced hair restoration is how did a positive situation turn upside down to be a part of the

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